Dirtbag Lite Adventure Kit
For dirtbags who play it fast and loose…just the essentials for packing light and keeping it simple. Glass bottles are sturdy and durable, tested to hold up to the abuse and rattling of all sorts of 2-wheeled and 4-wheeled adventures. Ships in a bitchin’ black box, gift-ready for your favorite dirtbag (including yourself). All individual products include directions for use and ingredients.
For dirtbags who play it fast and loose…just the essentials for packing light and keeping it simple. Glass bottles are sturdy and durable, tested to hold up to the abuse and rattling of all sorts of 2-wheeled and 4-wheeled adventures. Ships in a bitchin’ black box, gift-ready for your favorite dirtbag (including yourself). All individual products include directions for use and ingredients.
For dirtbags who play it fast and loose…just the essentials for packing light and keeping it simple. Glass bottles are sturdy and durable, tested to hold up to the abuse and rattling of all sorts of 2-wheeled and 4-wheeled adventures. Ships in a bitchin’ black box, gift-ready for your favorite dirtbag (including yourself). All individual products include directions for use and ingredients.
**NOTE: Some products include ingredients that are not for use during pregnancy**
What’s In It?
Skeeto Delete-o (spray for minor wounds, burns, bites, rashes…doubles as mosquito repellent)
Hot Mess Express Sore Muscle Salve (this salve is lyfe when your shit is busted)
Foot Unfunk (spray to stave off foot funk/jock itch)
Snake Oil (botanically infused oil for dry skin, chapped lips, cracked hands, dry tangled hair, parched beards, lube (not with latex), thirsty leathers, dusty boots)
Murder Juice (hand sanitizer so you can smash those corn dogs and Doritos with confidence, degrease hands, and get resins + saps gone)
Small lightweight canvas bag is washable and has just enough extra space to fit a toothbrush…or an extra knife.
Disclaimer:
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Information provided here is not intended as a substitute for medical treatment. Please consult your medical care provider before using herbal medicine, particularly if you have a known medical condition, are taking medications, or if you are pregnant or nursing. No particular outcome can be guaranteed as a result of using this product.
