Dirtbag Deluxe Adventure Kit
For dirtbags who don’t play fuckaround. Includes everything in the Dirtbag Lite Kit plus 3 badass products and a super-fabulous larger + more durable travel bag so you can fit the rest of your toiletry treasures and/or an extra flask in it. The extra products in this kit are some of my bestsellers and personal favorites that I use daily. Glass bottles are sturdy and durable, tested to hold up to the abuse and rattling of all sorts of 2-wheeled and 4-wheeled adventures. Ships in a bitchin’ black box, gift-ready for your favorite dirtbag (including yourself). All individual products include directions for use and ingredients.
For dirtbags who don’t play fuckaround. Includes everything in the Dirtbag Lite Kit plus 3 badass products and a super-fabulous larger + more durable travel bag so you can fit the rest of your toiletry treasures and/or an extra flask in it. The extra products in this kit are some of my bestsellers and personal favorites that I use daily. Glass bottles are sturdy and durable, tested to hold up to the abuse and rattling of all sorts of 2-wheeled and 4-wheeled adventures. Ships in a bitchin’ black box, gift-ready for your favorite dirtbag (including yourself). All individual products include directions for use and ingredients.
For dirtbags who don’t play fuckaround. Includes everything in the Dirtbag Lite Kit plus 3 badass products and a super-fabulous larger + more durable travel bag so you can fit the rest of your toiletry treasures and/or an extra flask in it. The extra products in this kit are some of my bestsellers and personal favorites that I use daily. Glass bottles are sturdy and durable, tested to hold up to the abuse and rattling of all sorts of 2-wheeled and 4-wheeled adventures. Ships in a bitchin’ black box, gift-ready for your favorite dirtbag (including yourself). All individual products include directions for use and ingredients.
**NOTE: Some products include ingredients that are not for use during pregnancy**
What’s In It?
Skeeto Delete-o (spray for minor wounds, burns, bites, rashes…doubles as mosquito repellent)
Hot Mess Express Sore Muscle Salve (this salve is lyfe when your shit is busted)
Foot Unfunk (spray to stave off foot funk/jock itch)
Snake Oil (botanically infused oil for dry skin, chapped lips, cracked hands, dry tangled hair, parched beards, lube (not with latex), thirsty leathers, dusty boots)
Murder Juice (hand sanitizer so you can smash those corn dogs and Doritos with confidence, degrease hands, and get resins + saps gone)
Small lightweight canvas bag is washable and has just enough extra space to fit a toothbrush…or an extra knife.
PLUS
True Grit (face + hand + body scrub powder that’s delicate enough for daily facial use and tough enough to blast some serious road grime off your hands)
Black Magic (kick-ass liquid soap with clay, charcoal, and castor oil- best when mixed with True Grit or used immediately afterwards)
Liquid Drip (smell-good spritzer, your choice of botanical fragrance)
~Cedarwood Spice: woodsy + rooty earthiness with a dash of spice
~Comin’ up Roses: real rose + rose + more rose…’nuff said
~Summer Daze: sweetgrass + musk for the smell of warm summer fields
~Spring Fling: citrusy, crisp fresh green top notes + a lil floral undertone
Large deluxe poly-blend travel bag with heavy duty double-puller zipper and waterproof liner.
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