Exquisitely High-Class Botanical Goods
Extraordinarily Lowbrow Adventures
Queen of Swords’ botanical goods feature PNW flora and are grown, wildcrafted, processed, and produced by hand in small batches. Made for fellow dirtbags and one-of-a-kind humans.
Herbal Smoke Blends
Unique tobacco-free and THC/CBD-free blends for any mood
Home of the Dirtbag Adventure Kit
A thoughtfully curated lineup of everything you need to stay gold on your adventures…
Subscription Offerings
Deep Stories + Slow Medicine for Fast Times
Choose your own adventure! Several subscription tiers offer a variety of wildcrafted + sustainably farmed dirtbag essentials like tattoo balms, herbal smoking/incense blends, leather care, tea blends, plant-based fragrances, and travel goods to keep you comfortable & stylin’ on the road.
All subscriptions come with stories, lore, and use tips to deepen your connection to PNW flora and riding adventures.
Cup o’ Magick
Tea blends, shrubs, & bitters featuring plants gathered during 2-wheeled adventures on the roads less traveled. Blossoms, roots, leaves, berries, and spices sing together in a cup full of flavor, texture, color, and aroma to feed your senses. All ethically wildcrafted + Organically farmed, harvested at the peak of potency, attentively dried, and thoughtfully blended for the best cup imaginable.
Two-Wheeled Witch
The Flagship idea that started the journey of Queen of Swords. Quarterly apothecary boxes feature a curation of bestsellers and new creations that follow the seasons and showcase plant-based medicines and personal care products inspired by adventures on the road. Nothing but 100% plant awesomeness- all made with love & attention to detail…and some do no harm take no shit attitude.
Dirtbag Drip
Magick that goes beyond delicious smells- spritzers, potions, incense, and oils are created with high-quality essential oils, house-made essence waters & hydrosols to uplift, restore, excite, sleep well, maintain chill, draw love, and all manner of other witchy shit. This collection will include room sprays, personal fragrances, and bangin’ new ways to get your sustainable smoke cleansing on too.
Gift Boxes
Classy AF Fun for Everybody
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Queen of Swords is busy farming, wildcrafting, fighting fascists, crushing miles, and trying to live the good life. It’s also a one-womxn show, so be sure to come back for blog uploads, special sales, and new products…
